Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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