There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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