That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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