Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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