I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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