make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Be still, my beating vagina.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
These tits shall not be calmed
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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