i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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