the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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He better not be in your backpack
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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