Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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