so that wasnt chicken after all
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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