she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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