Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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