Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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