she told me i tasted like america
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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