? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
