i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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