who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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