I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I had to cum in my sink.
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