You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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