so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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