I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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