i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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