Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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