is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My vagina just recognized that song.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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did you just send me my own nude
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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