I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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