that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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