I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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