Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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