But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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