i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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