But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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