Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The ass gains better be worth it
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