I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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