I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
