Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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