I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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