i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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