ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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