my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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