I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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