You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
zippers are such a cool invention
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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