They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Who died my cat blue again?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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