school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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