It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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