Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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