I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My cat gives me a boner
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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