where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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