I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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