so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah