they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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