Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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