I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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