you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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