that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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