i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
worst night to have a conscience
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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This baby is an asshole
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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