I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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