So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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